December 2010
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Assault and battery
(A guest comes through my line with a four pack of AA batteries and an energy drink called Assault. He is trying not to giggle during the transaction.) Me: “Here is your receipt, have a great day!” Customer: “Guess what?” Me: “What?” Customer: “You just charged me for Assault and battery!” *grabs his bag and sprints out of the store*  
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“There were several parts they were violating. For example, our terms of service...”
– A statement from Amazon This is ridiculous, half of photos on Tumblr does not belong to those who publish them and you don’t give a f*ck about this, you just host them here. Really, you’re such an a-holes.
Dec 3rd
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Welcome To The United Soviets of America →
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