December 2009
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French Military History in a Nutshell:
Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - “France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen.”
Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only...
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You're not a student anymore when:
macaroononastick:
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Fooling around in a twin sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. 8. You go from...
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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in...
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meltinyourmouth:
via
“Download” now has new meaning.
So a thumb drive will do?
Or a compact dick. I mean disc.
“Hard disk” > “floppy disk”
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Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write...
– Martin Fowler, Identi.ca
idk who is this Martin Fowler, but I guess he’s right.
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Italian Police Send Lambo Squad Car to Scrap Yard... →